Jeremy Tharp: Quotes

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Profundity does not always inhabit a majestic house.

— Jeremy Tharp

I don’t just take what I want. Apparently, likeable people do.

— Jeremy Tharp

I use big words to stir my coffee.

— Jeremy Tharp

The rebellion against knowledge and its pursuit through science is an assault on any merit of human intelligence.

— Jeremy Tharp

Obfusconvolscurity is your friend, amigo!

— Jeremy Tharp

A mighty fortress is argon.

— Jeremy Tharp

Outlook gauge: If the world were perfect, we wouldn’t have people.

— Jeremy Tharp

If people were perfect, we wouldn’t need people.

— Jeremy Tharp

Men have always been terrible with dates. Adam said to his wife on February 13th “Happy Valentine’s Day Eve!”

— Jeremy Tharp

An anthropologist wanted to freeze a specimen he found, but its clavicle was missing. Now he’s looking for a shoulder to cryo.

— Jeremy Tharp

Art is rarely singular, because art is rarely conceivable. It is surprising and imperfectable.

— Jeremy Tharp

People don’t need perfect, and you’ll never attain it, so just give ’em what you got.

— Jeremy Tharp

When is the washing machine too full for one more sock?

— Jeremy Tharp

If you’re not dead, you’re capable.

— Jeremy Tharp

Freedom is a just prison with curtains.

— Jeremy Tharp
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